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		<title>I Can&#8217;t Make It Stop</title>
		<link>http://mashby.com/2010/07/i-cant-make-it-stop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ashby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The music is in the video below is brutally awful, but I can&#8217;t stop watching the woman doing sign language in the bottom right corner. Seriously. I can&#8217;t stop. Maybe it&#8217;s her attitude, her facial expressions, her attempts to keep the beat, the Flashdance attire, or the delicious bouillabaisse of all these ingredients, but I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The music is in the video below is brutally awful, but I can&#8217;t stop watching the woman doing sign language in the bottom right corner. Seriously. I <em>can&#8217;t</em>  stop. </p>
<p>Maybe it&#8217;s her attitude, her facial expressions, her attempts to keep the beat, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flashdance">Flashdance</a> attire, or the delicious bouillabaisse of all these ingredients, but I can&#8217;t stop watching this video. She is absolutely a m a z i n g.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve been warned.</p>
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<p>And to live up to my reputation of providing too much information, &#8220;Donk&#8221; is a real style of electronic music. Yeah, I know. I thought the video was a joke too. There&#8217;s even a 30-minute <a href="http://www.vbs.tv/watch/music-world/donk">documentary on VBS.tv</a> all about it. </p>
<p>*** Spoiler Alert *** </p>
<p>Britain has rednecks too.</p>
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		<title>My Thoughts Exactly</title>
		<link>http://mashby.com/2010/07/my-thoughts-exactly-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 02:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ashby</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bit torrent]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[movies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just read a great article on Gizmodo by Peter Serafinowicz regarding the various reasons he chooses to pirate music and video entitled &#8220;Why I Steal Movies&#8230; Even Ones I&#8217;m In. It&#8217;s a pretty funny read, but it&#8217;s also very much on the nose for why I too sometimes download content through illegal means. I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just read a great article on Gizmodo by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Serafinowicz">Peter Serafinowicz</a> regarding the various reasons he chooses to pirate music and video entitled &#8220;<a href="http://gizmodo.com/5539417/why-i-steal-movies-even-ones-im-in">Why I Steal Movies&#8230; Even Ones I&#8217;m In</a>. It&#8217;s a pretty funny read, but it&#8217;s also very much on the nose for why I too sometimes download content through illegal means.</p>
<blockquote><p>I recently directed the music video for <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaCZN2N6Q_I">Hot Chip&#8217;s &#8220;I Feel Better</a>.&#8221; Contractually, the video had to be hosted on EMI&#8217;s official YouTube channel, which disabled non-UK users from viewing it, limiting its audience by around 80%. Frustrated, I put it up on my own YouTube channel with no region restrictions, and at time of writing is just shy of a million views. EMI then remotely disabled embedding on my version, thereby limiting its audience again. <strong>If you&#8217;re in the business of promoting a band, why would you want to stop people watching their promotional video?</strong> (emphasis added)</p></blockquote>
<p>What I liked about this article is that it isn&#8217;t just another geek railing about how business just doesn&#8217;t get it and old people are stupid. Peter is incredibly talented and is a content creator himself &#8212; and yet he pirates his own content too!</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t know who Peter Serafinowicz, then here&#8217;s a couple of nuggets:</p>
<ul>
<li>Played &#8220;Sctanley&#8221; in the movie <a href="http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3863120128/nm0784818">Couples Retreat</a> and &#8220;Pete&#8221; in <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365748/">Shawn of the Dead</a></li>
<li>Done some great voiceover work, including Darth Maul from <u>Star Wars: Episode 1</u> and &#8220;The IT Crowd&#8221;.</li>
<li>There&#8217;s a nice interview with him from last February on <a href="http://boingboing.net/2010/02/04/peter-serafinowicz-t-1.html">Boing Boing</a>.
<li>And last, but certainly not least&#8230; wait for it&#8230; he freaking created &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look_around_you">Look Around You</a>&#8220;.</li>
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<p>If you&#8217;ve never heard of &#8220;Look Around You&#8221;, then go <a href="#">bit torrent it</a> right now! <em>Just kidding</em>. You can watch it on YouTube [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drE5cHe6c3s&#038;feature=PlayList&#038;p=D53C52973A681677&#038;playnext_from=PL&#038;index=0&#038;playnext=1">link</a>] <img src='http://mashby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Auto-Tune the News</title>
		<link>http://mashby.com/2010/03/auto-tune-the-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ashby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since it&#8217;s Friday, I figured I&#8217;d post something funny. I may be a little late to the party on this one, but The Gregory Brothers created a series called Auto-tune the News on YouTube that&#8217;s a riot.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since it&#8217;s Friday, I figured I&#8217;d post something funny. I may be a little late to the party on this one, but <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gregory_Brothers">The Gregory Brothers</a> created a series called Auto-tune the News on YouTube that&#8217;s a riot.</p>
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		<title>A Funny Look At Simplicity</title>
		<link>http://mashby.com/2010/02/a-funny-look-at-simplicity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ashby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the past few months, I&#8217;ve been exploring the ideas and choices around minimalism and simplicity. Some people may feel that it&#8217;s a fad and who knows, they might be right. For me personally, I&#8217;ve always found that I think better with less clutter and simplicity falls in line with my productivity methods. I plan [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For the past few months, I&#8217;ve been exploring the ideas and choices around minimalism and simplicity.  Some people may feel that <a href="http://log.chrisbowler.com/post/407533991/computing-simplicity">it&#8217;s a fad</a> and who knows, they might be right. For me personally, I&#8217;ve always found that I think better with less clutter and simplicity falls in line with my productivity methods. </p>
<p>I plan on writing more about this journey I&#8217;m on, but I need to get some distance first so I can look back and have some perspective. Then the article <a href="http://diveintomark.org/archives/2010/02/23/simplicity-is-hard-lets-go-shopping">Simplicity is hard. Let’s go shopping!</a> showed up in my RSS reader, courtesy of <a href="http://minimalmac.com/post/408257682/simplicity-is-hard-lets-go-shopping-dive-into-mark">minimalmac.com</a> and I just had to share it. </p>
<p>It has more to do with how husbands and wives communicate than it does with minimalism, but I hope you find it as humorous as I did. Enjoy.</p>
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		<title>How To Brew a Good Cup of Coffee</title>
		<link>http://mashby.com/2010/01/how-to-brew-a-good-cup-of-coffee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ashby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I came across this video courtesy of my favorite coffee shop here in Nashville, Crema via their Twitter stream. Enjoy! How to Brew a Good Cup of Coffee from Ben Helfen on Vimeo.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I came across this video courtesy of my favorite coffee shop here in Nashville, <a href="http://crema-coffee.com/">Crema</a> via their <a href="http://twitter.com/CREMACREMA/status/7734056791">Twitter stream</a>. Enjoy!</p>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/8628771">How to Brew a Good Cup of Coffee</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user1082987">Ben Helfen</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>Little Bits Of Brilliance</title>
		<link>http://mashby.com/2009/05/little-bits-of-brilliance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 18:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ashby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dan sent me a link in IM this afternoon that turned out to be quite the find. He said he was searching for the domain gumbydammit.com to see if it was available and surprised to find that it redirected to a blog entitled Ensuite at www.neodorks.com. The blog is comprised of very short entries that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://pleasantlyconfused.com">Dan</a> sent me a link in IM this afternoon that turned out to be quite the find. He said he was searching for the domain <a href="http://gumbydammit.com">gumbydammit.com</a> to see if it was available and surprised to find that it redirected to a blog entitled Ensuite at <a href="http://www.neodorks.com">www.neodorks.com</a>.</p>
<p>The blog is comprised of very short entries that almost come off as jokes from a FOO stand up routine, if it weren&#8217;t for their somewhat elitist tone. Being somewhat elitist myself, I found nearly every entry a riot, but a few were real standouts.</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.neodorks.com/comments.php?y=09&#038;m=03&#038;entry=entry090309-201113"><strong>Ready?</strong></a></p>
<p>We flew in to San Francisco as we&#8217;ve done a dozen times over these past few months. </p>
<p>Our tiny jet is more a floating foyer than a formal jetliner and, at 40,000 feet, the rules and conventions of commercial air travel simply do not apply. </p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll bet I could get that door opened before you could kill me,&#8221; she said in a voice that she would likely have described as playful. </p>
<p>I finished my scotch, turned my seat toward hers, and unbuckled my restraint.  </p>
<p>&#8220;Ready?&#8221; I asked. </p>
<p>I&#8217;ll bet we never speak of this again. </p></blockquote>
<p>It appears that several people write for the blog and it&#8217;s full of little tidbits of clever conversations. Conversations where the writer has the perfect comeback that most people think of 10 minutes later. Check it out, it&#8217;s worth the read.</p>
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		<title>Behind The Scenes of the Nashville Gas Shortage</title>
		<link>http://mashby.com/2008/09/behind-the-scenes-of-the-nashville-gas-shortage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ashby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t been following the news of recent, Nashville has had a gas shortage for well over a week now. I&#8217;ve been having flashbacks to the 1973 oil crisis as we&#8217;ve seen lines around the block for people trying to get gas at a station that actually had gasoline. It&#8217;s been a bit nuts [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you haven&#8217;t been following the news of recent, <a href="http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2008/09/22/ap5455906.html">Nashville has had a gas shortage</a> for well over a week now. I&#8217;ve been having flashbacks to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973_oil_crisis">1973 oil crisis</a> as we&#8217;ve seen lines around the block for people trying to get gas at a station that actually <em>had</em> gasoline. It&#8217;s been a bit nuts around here to say the least.</p>
<p>To give you a glimpse of just how crazy it&#8217;s been, Jim Ridley of the <a href="http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/pitw/2008/09/inside_the_metro_bunker.php">Nashville Scene</a> has uncovered a video of what it&#8217;s been like inside Metro Government.</p>
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		<title>My New Favorite Toy</title>
		<link>http://mashby.com/2008/09/my-new-favorite-toy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Ashby</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I came across this courtesy of <a href="http://identi.ca/notice/519033">Kayray</a> via Identi.ca and it&#8217;s my new favorite toy. This site is brilliant!</p>
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