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The personal blog of Michael Ashby

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Grazing Across Louisiana

A cow wearing heart shaped glassesThere’s a saying, “You know you’re from Louisiana when the topic of dinner conversation is food you’ve recently eaten, food you’re eating now, and food you plan to eat in the future.” Food IS life if you’re in Louisiana. How could it not be when you’re surrounded by some of the best cooking in the world? Not only that, but the state motto is “The Sportsman’s Paradise” because of all the wonderful hunting and fishing that’s available. Holly and I grew up with this culture and if there’s one thing that we miss, besides friends and family of course, it’s the food. When we went back last weekend, we did what we always do – we grazed across Louisiana. 😀

If you’ve ever been to Louisiana, you know how good the food is, but if you haven’t I’ll try and paint a picture. For starters, the majority of the restaurants are not chains, the are family owned businesses. If they have been around awhile, it’s because they are known for their good cooking. There are a few chains that people frequent, but normally that is because the restaurant started as one business and expanded. So places like Ralph & Kacoo’s and Piccadilly are chains now, but that’s not how they started. Oh and don’t think just because you branch means the new location will succeed. If it’s not as good as the first one, the location will fail. That’s becoming the case with the Jambalaya Shoppe. The original location is the best and people will drive out of their way to go to that one, even if a closer one is nearby. Suffice to say, Louisianaians take their food seriously. 🙂

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It’s Got To Be In Their DNA

A woman shoppingI know not all women are into shopping, but I think it’s fair to say that in a broad generalization, most women enjoy the shopping experience. They enjoy the browsing, the comparing of products from different stores and the hunt for a good bargain. My wife Holly is definitely no exception to the rule. That woman can shop like no one I’ve ever seen. From sun up to sun down she can browse and pick through wave after wave of what I perceive as pure crap for days on end. There is no limit to the amount of shopping my wife can do. This past weekend we flew home to Louisiana to visit friends and family. Since our flight brought us into New Orleans, it was only natural that we spend a few hours wandering around the French Quarter before making the drive to Baton Rouge. As I watched Holly shop that afternoon, all became clear as to the how and why’s of shopping for women and why it’s different for men.

Like most guys, I don’t like to shop, I like to buy. I decide that there’s something that I need and I go out and buy it. I might do a little price shopping on-line to make sure I’m not getting ripped off, but when I walk into a store, I’m looking to make a purchase. For example, let’s say that I need a new pair of jeans. I’ll drive over to the mall, go into a store, try a few pairs on and then buy a pair that fits and leave. Holly on the other hand would need to go to three additional stores to make sure that she was getting the best jeans at the best price.

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Why Conspiracy Theories Don’t Work For Me

The X FilesI had an interesting experience the other morning at the grocery store. I was there to pick up a few things for New England Clam Chowder, which I’m was making for our Sunday dinner. These Sunday dinners are becoming a staple of our week now, and it’s something that I really look forward to doing each week. Last Sunday I fixed Wolfgang Puck’s Barbecue Chicken Enchiladas, which were out of this world, and this week’s menu was Emeril’s New England Clam Chowder. But all of this is beside the point isn’t it? 😛 So as I was saying, I was at the grocery store, Kroger’s to be exact, and I was ready to check out. The cashier asked me if I had a Kroger Plus card I said that I did, but that I didn’t have it on me. The lady who had checked out just before me turned back and said, “Would you like to use mine?” Somewhat stunned and at the same time pleased, I said that I did and the woman handed me her keys. I produced the fob and saved $1.00 off of my $29.00 purchase.

Now you may be asking yourself, “What the heck does this have to do with conspiracy theories?” and I’m glad you asked. 🙂 You see, some people take issue with the whole grocery store discount card idea. Why? Because when you use your discount card, your purchase is recorded and stored in a computer. The fear is that the grocery store, or any other retail establishment, is tracking your purchases and buying habits. For some this may seem like nothing more than rampant paranoia, but there is some validity to the theory.

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Make Your Voice Heard

I’m a member of the Palm OS User Council and we’ve recently launched a new survey called the 2004 Handheld Users Survey. The purpose of the survey is to help the consumer electronics industry produce improved mobile devices, which better fit our lives. The answers you give in the survey will be provided (anonymously) to […]

How To Add Smileys To Your Weblog

Austin Powers Smiley - from the Official Smiley Dictionary. Click the image for more informationRecently I was looking for a solution to a problem I was having displaying HTML in my entries. While I was searching for a solution, I found a cool way to display smileys on my weblog. I like having little smileys on my web site, like this 🙂 , and in the past I was adding them manually. w.bloggar allows for custom tags, so this wasn’t much of a big deal to add them to my entries. However, I’m now using Zempt to post most of my entries, (great program BTW, you should really check it out) but Zempt doesn’t support custom tags. Having to enter them by hand was turning into quite the pain in the derriere – besides, I never liked the fact that I couldn’t have smileys in the comments. So when I stumbled across a way to add smileys any where I wanted on my weblog, I was ecstatic! All it takes is a plugin in and a few template changes and you’re off to the races. Here’s the lowdown on how you can add this feature to your weblog.

Step One: Find Some Smileys
Before anything else, you need to find some smileys that you can use on your web site. Mine came from a custom set that I use on the NPUG forums, but I found a great resource with tons of smileys to choose from. Jason has a huge collection of them, but I found his Basic Sets to include the best selections. There are even some holiday versions that I could see using for special holidays just for fun.

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My New Year’s Resolutions For 2004

A man thinkingWith the New Year upon us, we all partake in the common custom of writing New Year’s Resolutions for ourselves. There’s something about a new year that makes us all want to do better than we did the previous year. I’m no stranger to this custom and in years past, I’ve made long lists of things that I would do differently, or new things that I’d learn, or try over the next year. Like most of us I’m sure, I’ve never really kept my resolutions, much less remembered what they were. I want this year to be different. I want to keep my New Year Resolutions and be able to look back in pride at what I’ve accomplished.

The biggest problem that I have with setting resolutions is that I can’t remember what they were 6 months from now. Since I now have a weblog, it’s only natural that I should post them here. This way I have a permanent record in which to refer to. The bonus feature of posting them on a weblog is that I have built in accountability. Posted for all the world to see, I can’t gloss over them like I may have done in past years when only my wife knew what they were.

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Feasting In The New Year

A photo of our dinner table with the food servedThis year, my family toasted in the New Year a little bit different than we have in the past. We didn’t have any parties to go to this year, my Mom was in town and I had a few new recipes that I wanted to try. After a brief discussion, we decided that we would start the New Year with a big meal. Some people go on diets at the first of the year. The Ashby’s – we feast. 😛

The plan was to have a nice breakfast and the cook a big lunch/dinner all in the same day. We had done this for Christmas and the Sunday after. It was so much fun, that we figured we’d make it a trilogy. Since trilogies were on our mind, we also decided that we’d all go see The Lord Of The Rings – The Return Of The King on New Year’s Eve. What better way to prepare for an epic dinner than to watch an epic movie.

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FoodTV Reprogrammed My Mind

Food NetworkClearly I’ve been bitten by the cooking bug. The dinner that I cooked for Christmas, my failed attempts at French Bread and my success with Madeleines are clear indications that I’ve fallen in love with cooking. I don’t know the cause of it, or where this desire came from. Granted, I love to eat, but eating and cooking are two completely different animals. I’ve been trying to come up with how this new hobby came to be and my only answer is that Food TV reprogrammed me.

My tastes in TV have changed and I find myself getting captivated by home improvement shows. Trading Spaces, While You Were Out, Curb Appeal, you name it, if it’s a home improvement show, I’ll watch it. My rationale is that because some of the channels that air home improvement shows also air cooking shows, it was a natural progression to start watching those. However, I thought that watching a show about cooking was nothing more than a passive interest. Little did I know that it would change the way I thought about food and pull me into the kitchen with mad plans of cooking and preparing big meals. Just look at my wish list for Kitchen Stuff and you’ll see that I’ve gone mad. 😉

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Adding A Little Chaos

PHP Code For Random Image PickerEarlier this month, I got a wild hair and decided to change the name of the site to “That Reminds Me Of A Story…” In making this change, I changed the description of the site (which appears in the upper right corner of the page) to “Ask me what time it is and I’ll tell you how to build a watch.” I initially liked the change, but in the comments to that post Chris suggested that the title and description were too similar and that he preferred mashby.com as the title. I felt the same way and decided to revert back to the original title.

After the change back, I kind of missed the saying “Ask me what time it is and I’ll tell you how to build a watch.”, yet I didn’t want to lose the main description of the site “Michael Ashby’s (aka mashby) weblog regarding technology, movies, travel and other odd rants and ramblings.” That gave me the idea of adding a little chaos to the site by adding a PHP script to select random text and display it where the description is. The entry explains how I did it.

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