Timing is everything. No sooner did I publish my entry yesterday, then I received an instant message from a friend of mine with a link to a web site. I clicked on the link and was presented with the “Starbucks Oracle“. The idea is that you enter in your drink order and the “Oracle” tells you something about yourself. I put in my usual drink order, “Venti Coffee Of The Day and a Doppio Espresso”, and was told the following:
You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you’re bossy and arrogant. You’re constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people’s time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that’s why they’re plotting to kill you.
Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars
I nearly wet myself from laughing so hard. With over 150,000 words entered into this weblog thus far, I think the “Oracle” was pretty darn accurate! ???
So be sure to visit the “Starbucks Oracle” today and see what your drink order says about you. 🙂
LOL! Well, I put in “Large Vanilla Cream Frappucino” and apparently I’m “Lame”. 🙂
I think I’m on American Idol. It labeled me an “Asshat”, saying, “You carry around philosophy books you haven’t read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You’ve probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don’t have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink four shots of espresso are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don’t understand.”
BTW, I drink four shots of espresso when I make it to a coffee shop, and everyone knows that I actaully did read those philosophy books that I carry around… 🙂